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The dark eyes of addicition
In passing in this morning's Bizarre column, Victoria Newton has a horrific revelation:
KATE MOSS has a new addiction following her cocaine shame – pork scratchings.
An addiction to Mr. Porky's product? How does this addiction manifest itself? Do farmers wake to find her in the piggery with a cigarette lighter and a tub of salt?
Erm... no:
The model was spotted scoffing a bag of fried pig skin with her drink at a pub in Devon.
So, now we need to recalibrate. Eating one bag of = addicted to.
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And here's another living monument to cuntery: Victoria sodding Newton. You have to wonder, how does she live with herself? Does she avoid her own gaze in the mittor when cleaning her teeth? I.... I... *goes for a lie down*.
Her priorities in life are messed up.
We should organise an XRRF trip to Wapping to confront the beast in person.
What if she turns out to be a small man behind a curtain with a loudspeaker?
If she turns out to be a small man behind a curtain with a loudspeaker, I'd probably be more willing to shag her.
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