Ozzfest wouldn't be Ozzfest without a disgruntled rock god falling out with Sharon Osbourne, and to mark the 2007 free version of the festival, Josh Homme is doing the falling:
"This year you get to play for free under the guise of, 'We're doing it for the fans!' But it's really for the people who fan Sharon and Ozzy with palm fronds at their house."
That's totally unfair. They've not just got one house, have they?
Sharon, of course, has responded with a dignified silence. Oh, alright, she hasn't:
We can't imagine how ITV haven't brought her back for cosy teatime chat.