Keep it all inside

Mick Jagger has scrapped plans to write his autobiography, because it'd be boring:

"I was sitting around with someone talking endlessly about the past, living in it. And I found it rather dull."

Clearly, he hasn't read Beckham or Halliwell's efforts, and it clearly unaware that these days, once you've chosen the title and the cover photo, no effort is required to make the thing actually readable.