Where in the world are the 3AM Girls

We're sure cash-strapped Trinity Mirror will be delighted that they've flown the 3AM girls out to Coachella, meaning that this morning's column is full of reports filed with the exciting byline:

"3AM at the COACHELLA music festival, California"

Amongst the stories being filed from sunny California are:

Natasha Bedingfield plays GAY in London
Madonna goes to Claridges, in London, with a rubbish new haircut
Matt Lucas goes to a restaurant in London
and
The Arctic Monkeys album goes to number one. In the UK.

Money well spent hauling them halfway across the world, then.