Marie Osmond back on the market

We're pretty certain this one isn't an April Fool hoax, too: Marie Osmond is divorcing her husband Brian Blosil. The pair are so positive and upbeat about each other that it's a miracle they're bothering divorcing at all:

In a statement released by Osmond's publicist, the couple said: "Though our marriage is ending, we continue to have a very amicable relationship.

"Our marriage has always been a faithful one and neither of us is assigning fault for the divorce."

The couple married in 1986. It was Marie's second marriage, and you just know that somewhere an aunt is sniffing and saying "I knew it wouldn't last."