Robbie Williams is not able to break wind without faxing a release to Heat

Why did Take That not mention Robbie during the Brit Awards? It seemed odd at the time, what with their old mucker going into rehab the day before. Turns out, says Gary Barlow, the timing made them smell a rat:

"If I was doing rehab, you'd never know. I'd be embarrassed. But a press release giving all the reasons why... What a coincidence!"

But if Robbie's "rehab" was a cynical move, why, wouldn't he have been out in a couple of weeks and headed straight back to the LA party sce... oh.