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Chocolate, a toy and... oh, this is a surprise
Not totally grasping the point of sixty-page band riders as being as much about yanking promoter's chains as being a bid to get stuff, Thomas Whittaker, "showbiz reporter" from The Sun has extrapolated rather a lot from Motorhead's demand for Kinder eggs:
HEAVY metal legend LEMMY is really a softie — who collects toys from KINDER EGGS.
Let's see you say that to his face, Mr. Whittaker.
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Lemmy has big girly strops if you beat him at pool, by all accounts. Won't talk to anyone for hours afterwards.
Nothing teaches children a valuable lesson in dealing with disappointment like opening a Kinder Egg and finding a jigsaw inside.
"Wahey! Look at my wicked man-pedalling-an-ice-cream-stall-whilst-handing-out-lollies-and-lifting-his-hat!"
"Yay! Look at my... er... Picture of a Crazy Croco. Hmm."
I didn't think you'd be able to get Moth-Boy Kilminster away from the fruit machines long enough to play a game of pool
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