Johnny Depp - who, if we understand this correctly, has abandoned acting in favour of pretending to be a pirate animatorinic from a theme ride - has called on the press to stop having a go at drug-addled social climber Pete Doherty and Kate Moss:
"Dragging her through the mud like that - they (the newspapers) are weird and two-faced. Let her be! I have never met Pete Doherty, but I think he has talent and he and Kate could be great together. She's got a great brain on her and she's a great mummy."
Ten years ago, if he'd come across something "weird and two-faced", he'd have made a film about it. But that doesn't pay as well as romping for Disney.