Rejoice! Rejoice!

We remember Kevin Costner - he once appeared on the cover of the Mail On Sunday's You magazine with his shirt open, rubbing his breast and looking slightly odd. Apparently, he's had a "long-running feud" with Madonna. But, you'll be pleased to hear, it's over.

Rejoice! Rejoice!

Newton has all the facts:

They fell out when Madge poked fun at movie mogul Kev in her 1991 documentary Truth Or Dare — sticking a finger down her throat after she was filmed meeting him.

Erm... she mimed that, surely, rather than actually, literally, sticking her finger down her throat.

But now they’ve made up in style.
Kevin says: “[...] I took my daughters to see her. I didn’t call anyone for tickets, I just got the tickets and we went down. About the third song in, the lights were down and she said, ‘I want to apologise to Kevin Costner’.

“Ninety eight per cent of that audience didn’t know what that was about. But I respected it.”

98% of the audience probably didn't know what a Kevin Costner was, mate. They probably thought that Madonna was apologising to a coffee shop chain.

So, when did this actually happen?

"About three or four years ago"

So, Victoria, when you say "they've now made up in style", you're stretching "now" to mean 2003?

I hope they weren't holding the front page all that time.