Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Stop giving me evils

Is there anything that would chill the heart more than the thought of Amy Winehouse and Kelly Osbourne hanging out together? How about if they had some sort of club with a name and - probably - a secret handshake and a code ring and a scary name?

Osbourne insists they have no plans to calm down yet.

She says, "You should watch out. We call ourselves Team Evil. We like to go around causing trouble."

What, are you like Lex Luthor or something? Sorry, we meant to say: what, are you like seven years old or something?