Swing 'em for Sting

We're not sure if the weekend reports of Sting and Bowie opening a strip club - sorry, burlesque joint¹ is actually the story that Cait first alerted us to over a year ago, or if they're reporting it again because the pair have found a venue, and some women who can take their clothes off, but with dignity.

There's no question that Sting would be taking advantage of the women who work for him at this venue. It's not like he'd sack them for getting pregnant or anything. Probably.

1: What's the difference between a lap dancer and a personal burlesque show? About fifty quid a throw.