There's 50p... you can get a load of chips with that

Michael Jackson has apparently sent out for cod and chips from a Melton Mowbray chippie after tiring of the food (presumably "good, old-fashioned northern grub") on offer at the Azim of Brunei's wasteful ("lavish") 25th birthday party. It did him no good, as he apparently wound up sick as a dog through too many refreshing harmless fizzy drinks.