This is a news story, apparently

The Sun - who, we notice, have tried to quietly drop the "Remember Madeline" yellow ribbon from their masthead this morning - have run woman wears dress as a news story:

MONEY-GRABBING Heather Mills shows some front — despite being kicked off the US answer to Strictly Come Dancing.

Mucca, 39, flashed her cleavage in a low-cut frock as she returned to Hollywood for a reunion party of the Dancing With The Stars competitors.

And, erm, that's it. Now, we've got no great love for Heather Mills, but this is just pure spite - even down the implication that there's something immoral about going on the season-end show reuniting the contestants of a programme because she was "kicked out" - i.e. voted off, like all the others. Odd that the paper doesn't find room to make mention of her credible, half-way position, especially when it clashed with their pre-programme claims that she'd be humiliated in the very first week.