U2 in 3D

As if Bono turning up and spoiling international political events and charidde singalongs wasn't bad enough, now he's ruining Cannes, too.

For reasons we can only think have something to do with making the largest sum of money possible, U2 have launched a 3D movie of bits of their gigs strung together. Apparently it's very effective; you feel as if Bono's ego is really about to swamp you at any moment.

You have to wear one of those stupid pairs of coloured glasses wrapped round your head to experience the 3D effect, but at least with U2 you're looking at someone else with an even more stupid pair of coloured glasses wrapped round his head.