We're by no means experts on Enrique Inglesias' cock...

... but hasn't he done the "I have a small penis" schtick before?:

“I’d change my penis if I could. It’s way, way, way too small.”

Enrique also revealed he has no plans to wed Anna [Kournikova], 25, as “it wouldn’t make a difference”.

Enrique, if it never makes it any bigger, you might need to think about moving on entirely.