What is Victoria Newton looking for?

Victoria Newton is off on a search, oh yes. She's offering a chance to be Mark Owen for a week to a lucky fan who doesn't mind appearing in a Take That musical from which the band have withdrawn their support. So, obviously you wouldn't be that much of a fan.

And what a brilliant musical it's going to be if they're happy to have one the key members of the line-up chosen as part of a newspaper competition for a week. Say what you like about We Will Rock You, but at least they've never cast the Killer Queen by asking a winner of Daily Star Twingo Bingo to take the stage.

[Victoria Newton picture borrowed from MediaGuardian's coverage of The Sun's trip to a caravan park, the better to understand their readers]