How charming - Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielding-Sillymidoff have had a secret wedding in Miami-Dade ("the Hanging Chad County" as it says on their signs). It's been kept secret not for any silly old reasons like privacy or dignity, but because they've flogged the exclusives to some magazine for quarter of a million.
Victoria Newton congratulates herself on the exclusive to fill up the space:
Or, rather, a stringer agency in Florida phoned up and told you, Victoria - otherwise, erm, the photos wouldn't have been bought in, would they?
Still, Newton does get an exclusive from the bloke who did the marriage:
Youd have thought at least Amy would have said "No no no... oh, alright I do." No sense of occasion, that one.