Elton repaid for fakes

Elton John went on his holidays in 1996, and saw some lovely statues in a window. So he bought them, for £180,350, off of a Parisian art dealer called Jean Renoncourt. Only he got them home and showed them to a bloke who knows a bit about statues, and he said "these aren't genuine Luigi Grossi statues, they're probably a bit fake." So Elton has spent the last ten years trying to get his money back.

He's finally won his case.

Now, he's going to concentrate on trying to get his 75p back on that stick of rock that had BACKPOOL written through it.