Luckily for everyone involved in this weekend's George Michael gigs, the man has been spared prison for driving while drucked up to the eyeballs.
George has moaned that the papers were interested only in the prosecution case - which, seeing as he pleaded guilty, and his ridiculous claims that somehow, despite having pleaded guilty to breaking the law he hadn't broken the law, seems a little unfair:
"I'm glad to put this behind me," he added. "Now I'm off to do the biggest show of my life."
It's not entirely clear how Michael expects to play Live Aid this weekend, but we wish him luck.
He's got 100 hours of community service and a two year driving ban.