Now that Melanie C has been more or less bounced into giving Halliwell and Brown something to do, we're in for lots of this sort of thing - apparently, Simon Fuller has issued the Spice Girls with a list of dos and don'ts ahead of the reunion:
Talk about memories of the Spice Girls with affection and pride.
Do not get into spats between yourselves over plans and decisions – is it worth it?
Respect each other’s personal lives and commitments.
Respect each other’s views.
Raise any queries with Nicki (Chapman) and myself at the scheduled meeting.
Do not confirm or deny any rumours until everything is in place.
Do not worry about schedules and time — this will all be arranged with everyone in mind.
Do not become pregnant –please!
It sounds slightly less like a fun trip down memory lane, more like one last mission, doesn't it?
Still, I suppose Fuller did at least say please as he regained dominion over the women's uteri.