Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Thanks a bunch, Mel C

Now that Melanie C has been more or less bounced into giving Halliwell and Brown something to do, we're in for lots of this sort of thing - apparently, Simon Fuller has issued the Spice Girls with a list of dos and don'ts ahead of the reunion:

Do not talk about money that you will potentially earn from the reunion.

Talk about memories of the Spice Girls with affection and pride.

Do not get into spats between yourselves over plans and decisions – is it worth it?

Respect each other’s personal lives and commitments.

Respect each other’s views.

Raise any queries with Nicki (Chapman) and myself at the scheduled meeting.

Do not confirm or deny any rumours until everything is in place.

Do not worry about schedules and time — this will all be arranged with everyone in mind.

Do not become pregnant –please!

It sounds slightly less like a fun trip down memory lane, more like one last mission, doesn't it?

Still, I suppose Fuller did at least say please as he regained dominion over the women's uteri.


4 comments:

Gaz said...

I'm tempted to launch an 'Impregnate a Spice Girl' campaign, as a last-gasp attempt to thwart this reunion but who's going to realistically be brave enough?

simon h b said...

Eddie Murphy - A Warning From History

Franco said...

Gaz - I heard Eminem once wondered which Spice Girl to impregnate. If he's still wondering, give him a call.

damiank said...

Seriously though, surely it's not legal to stipulate that your employees don't get pregnant?

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