Victoria Newton has somehow managed to discern the shape of a Spice Girls comeback by looking at the various Spice-ettes accounts and then slapping it on top of a standard, unsourced story:
“All of them have agreed to do it — they are just waiting for the deals to be sorted around the world.
“SIMON FULLER is masterminding the comeback and they have even hired a top publicist to help them.
“They want it to be massive — bigger than Take That.
“The Spice Girls were huge worldwide and they want the reunion to reflect that.
“But it is fair to say some of them need it rather more than others.”
But what of Victoria's definitive assertion last year:
I can reveal that MEL C and VICTORIA BECKHAM have seen sense and realised it is a bad idea.
Indeed, Victoria N seems very excited this morning about something last year she described as a "cringeworthy" idea.