It doesn't make Goblin In The Office any more attractive, but Keith Allen does have a point:
"I thought, 'Why doesn't he just give it up?'
"I haven't said that to Lily, yet, but I will."
We don't know if he's planning to start a petition of some sort, but we're uncapping our pen in readiness. Hell, we'll even staff a trestle table in the High Street if it helps.