We've read this piece from the 3AM several times and still can't quite believe that they're surprised it's possible to enjoy yourself without being ripped off your tits on Bacardi Breezers:
The singer pulled off some wild moves at London's Chinawhite club on Saturday. Our spy said: "Prince was brilliant - he was dancing in the middle of a circle. No one could believe it when they saw him drinking water all night."
Nobody could believe it? It's not that bloody unusual, is it? It's not like he was getting into fights, smashing bottles and waving them in people's faces and throwing up over his shoes and he was only drinking water, is it?