Smiths tribute replaces Morrissey

Morrissey's illness is, apparently, getting worse. Or, at least, no better: He's pulled dates up to and until Boston on the 8th. Because of the short notice for the pulling of tonight's Baltimore gig, they've hired Girlfriend In A Coma, a local Smiths tribute band, to entertain anyone who turns up by mistake.

At least it isn't Gene.