Lindsay Lohan has been sent to prison for her DUI offences.
For a day.
With good behaviour, she could be out in time for Deal Or No Deal.
She's issued a statement, so if you have tears, prepare to shed them now:
"Recently I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed. I broke the law and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case."
She's also going to do some community service, and, naturally, there will be a "drug treatment programme" for Lindsay to finish. If the programme's half as good as the Herbie film, we're all in trouble.