Victoria Newton gets all of a twitter with news of "secret" plans for Madonna to play Central Park to mark her 50th Birthday.
Newton suggests this would be a rare, special event:
Blimey - so would this be the first gig at Central Park since then? In over quarter of a century?
Erm, no: as Last FM's Central Park gig guide points out, the park is full of venues and Madge will be following in the footsteps of acts such as Paul Van Dyk, Underworld and, erm, Slightly Stoopid, all of whom are playing the park this month.