Sunday, August 19, 2007

The return of Johnny Headlock

You might remember Johnny Headlock, the man who seems to have 'Pete Doherty's minder' written under 'occupation' in his passport. He turned up in the Mail On Sunday just after the death of Mark Blanco, shrugging his shoulders and saying that he couldn't remember that much about it.

Today, Headlock has resurfaced in The Sunday People, claiming that he had sex with Amy Winehouse while she was "on a break" with Blake:

Johnny said: "Amy is every bit as wild as you would imagine. She was insatiable.

"It was like she hadn't had sex for years. She was really aggressive and wanted to take control. It was an amazing night.

"Her husband is a very lucky man. But I don't think he'll be at all happy when he finds out that I ended up in bed with his wife."

You can almost hear the concern for Blake's feelings above the sound of rustling pound notes, can't you?


1 comment:

karlt said...

"Her husband is a very lucky man. But I don't think he'll be at all happy when he finds out that I ended up in bed with his wife."

well according to this story she was also fucking this Claire bloke, so whilst he won't exactly be turning cartwheels, I'm sure his reaction will be fairly, 'meh'.
Oh, and what sort of man wears underpants with cartoon characters on?

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