Does anyone here remember Robbie Williams? That's right, the straight guy. He's having a rough time of it at the moment, according to 3AM:
Then, to add insult to injury, a prawn dish had him hobbling to the lavatory all day and night.
Oddly, 3AM don't seem at all surprised that Williams might have been stripped down to his shorts with another bloke, hammering around each other's bones. Robbie Williams boxing? We'd pay money to see that. Especially as he doesn't sound that good at it. Presumably too busy protecting the face.
We're sure you'll want to know more about his prawn mishap:
Unpleasant. We know how horrible the stuff Williams wants to come out his mouth is, so we're not even going to picture the scene.
3AM tell us that Robbie's especially upset about the injury, as he's been really getting off on that football team he runs:
Ah, well, he can still have the bonding in the bath with the other guys, eh? There's always consolations to be had.