Thursday, August 30, 2007

You're surrounded by the Sugababes: come out with your hands up

Apparently waking up and thinking she's Nick Ross, Heid Range has called for the killer of Rhys Jones to come forward.

After all, if all you have to worry about is facing a possible trial as an adult, a life sentence, being used as the face of Evil England by the tabloids and getting battered as an example by Jack 'Big Stick' Straw - who actually has "the Orwellian-sounding Minister of Justice" printed on his business cards - why would you not want to make a Sugababe smile by coming forward.

Tomorrow, Mutya's going to go to Iraq and say "please, make it stop."

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