Sunday, September 09, 2007

'... and then seven pounds for Toblerone from the minibar, Miss Winehouse'

No wonder Blake was so miffed at missing out on the Mercury Music Prize and its attendant big cash award: Winehouse has just been handed a nine grand hotel bill for her brief stay at the Sanderson. It's been helpfully tabulated by the Sunday Mirror:

Basic: £500
Minibar: £400
Linen/curtains: £1,100
Towels: £200
Repainting: £1,000
Blood removal: £3,000
New table: £300
Broken locks: £600
New lights: £400
VAT: £1,312
TOTAL: £8,812

Of course, if she'd been staying in a Travelodge, they'd have just thrown a new duvet over the bed and had a quick wipe-round with a damp sponge, and been happy with that.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Heh heh. Yeah, and charged the next punter a special "midweek restaway" rate of 79.99 pounds sterling for the priviledge!

Phil

Unknown said...

Amy and her boo know how to party like rock stars...She needs to get rid of the looser that hangs on her shoulders..I heard she's trying to get pregnant, it its true somebody pleasee tell her she needs to go to a REHAB, YES,YES,YES..She's very talented I hope she getss her sh*t together..

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