Don't you wish your career was hot like ours?

In her increasingly frantic efforts to try and shore up her American profile - in the wake of Radar magazine pillorying her and David as the "most over-rated couple" - Victoria Beckham is angling for a guest appearance with the Pussycat Dolls.

Although, really, she should be thinking about a small role in whatever panto the Krankies are doing this year instead.