"Meg White sex tape" immobilises indie kids, Googlers

If you've ever had sex anywhere near a camera, mobile phone, cassette recorder or court stenographer, you might as well accept that it's going to wind up online sooner or later. It doesn't make it right, but inevitability is a bit of a cruel bitch that way.

What's claimed to be a video of Meg White having sex has turned up online, leading to further speculation that perhaps it's the existence of the tape which has caused the anxiety that led to the cancellation of the tour.

Only problem, of course, is that it looks like a sex tape featuring someone who could pass for Meg White in a half light, rather than Meg herself, and - frankly - she could do a lot better than the potato-faced boy involved.