Britney loses access all over again

Having briefly outraged readers of the cheaper papers by winning overnight visitation rights, Britney's blown it again, losing that hard-won access by the traditional pop star route of ignoring court orders.

It could be not taking the random drug and booze tests, or failing them; it might be she's skipped parenting classes. It could simply be that the new album isn't any good. But something's annoyed the court; until that's sorted, it's no kids for Britney.