Meet Mrs Doherty

Irina Lazareanu is getting married. Apparently. Or, so she told a French fashion magazine, according to the 3AM Girls. And from this, and the knowledge that she may or may not have dated Pete Doherty, they've extrapolated the conclusion that Pete Doherty is about to get married.

Not so much a leaping, more a jet-powered, cross-canyon woosh to conclusions.