The uncoupling of Chantelle and Preston is proving tricksy, as Preston is now demanding his share of the kiss-and-tell cash:
"But she thinks that's ridiculous and he is being completely unreasonable. She can't believe how bitter he is being and is furious. Their marriage was miserable - now the divorce is going to be just as bad."
We reckon this story in the People will be worth another fifty quid to Preston's claims, then.
Hang on, though, Chantelle has found something to talk about that's nothing to do with Preston. Her breasts:
That's what the People says - Chantelle wants to be a cup. Rather than a mug, we suppose. Still, at least her breasts give her something to talk about other than Pre... oh
Apparently, even her breasts are controlled by her relationship with Preston.
Still, she does have a life beyond him:
But Chris, 26, a pal of Jade Goody's ex Jack Tweed, is now out of the picture.
Does everybody she know have some sort of Big Brother connection? Have these people actually been put on an island away from everyone else?