Borrell dates shopkeeper's daughter

According to what's left of the 3AM team, Johnny Borrell is currently dating Camilla Al Fayed, daughter of the more rich ("more famous") Mohammed Al Fayed.

Al Fayed, of course, owns Harrods and spends most of his days dictating the front page of the Daily Express. Unfortunately, Borrell has just played a solo gig at Harvey Nichols.

Apparently, that wasn't very good, either:

"It wasn't a very good place to give a performance as no one was really interested and people stayed in the bar."

We love the way the implication is that the audience is somehow lacking something, rather than the performance. Whoever knew that drinking would be preferable to listening to a Borrell solo show?