Courtney Love has posted a new MySpace blog entry. It's as long as one of Stephen Fry's, although lacking something of his focus. And eloquence. And grasp of grammar and punctuation.
Still, we discover the "new album" she's working on is the tightest, and apparently Dylan influenced:
tahts how he does it
i have my little secret dylan obscure song and ive never covered him tho iwas green w envy when PJ pulled off Hiughway 61
Then - presumably remembering she's on the internet, she decides to tell us what she's wearing:
We got lost round about trying to work out how she doubled boots for Larry Flint, to be honest. It's slightly creepy to discover that Love goes around taking clothes from other female rock stars - it's a bit like a cross between What Not To Wear and Sylar from Heroes.
Then, Courtney moves on to business:
DEAMND paper on everything
legibel all sneaky bits up front
force people to signa contract of your making
so im agonised and hurt , beyond what i can express and i express it publically because imn SICK of it so sick that im not trusting anyone withjout paper paper apApr graphs and accountibility - and if you ever see a real estate or other cobntract getr some one with an mba to give you a WRITTEN cliff notes of the sneaky bits and fuckings your getting an dthen you can negiotiate-=
Perhaps, Courtney, it's because you ask for the "cliff notes" on contracts - rather than reading them - that you get fucked over? Although we love the idea of someone asking for an explanation in writing of the contract they've just been given in writing - presumably seeking a contract about the content of the contract?
Courtney wants to be more like Madonna in business, it seems:
Courtney Love accusing Madonna of being a "calculating artist". Was this the woman who once directed a video by yelling "tits, tits, tits!" at the camera crew?
And, yes, Courtney - sweet, dressing as Donald Duck, running naked down the street during a Q interview, throwing bottle-and-punches Courtney Love - did just claim she has "great discipline."
There's then a bunch of pieces about knives in her back and how she'll prevail, before we get to this:
thats the last time that happens to me, its actually greta i dont have anyone telling me to keep thieves and douchebags on my employ long after my gut says that guys a n incompetent fuck and imn never wrong
She appears to be saying that lesbians have stolen her Vauxhall Viva, and that she gets a big cash bonus as a prize. Possibly.
We hope she didn't write the contracts (zAnd create them!!!111!) during the same session she was on the MySpaces.
what magazine even? i read a black book. me an dthat editor got soem shit to straighten out- i was perfectly nice to hiom an dhe hasnt been rude to m,e ...yet but i think someone told hima truly ridiculous outlandish lie and i just wanttostraighten iot outit samusing and i lik ethe city guides and read nylon - yep theres rilo dammed kiley- and a new bag designer jsut what the world needs!
of that trendy magazine collective isnt dfazed and confised and V Still the best ones?
... and Courtney will be back with a look at the other newspapers just after midnight.