A moment, please, to share in Pete Doherty's heartbreaking sense of loss:
It turns out that, along with the rest of the world, Pete thinks he probably should have gone to jail:
"It might have been better to do a couple of months and have it done with, to be honest."
Still, he's out now, and determined to make the best of it, although he's realistic about his chances:
Yes, the Old Bill and their ways, going round arresting people when they're taking drugs to "bury alongside their grandparents" or nosing about simply because some bloke has fallen to his death from a balcony at a party you then left rather quickly or stopping you driving illegally. It's like they're obsessed with crime or something, isn't it?