Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Gordon Smart: It's not all about breasts, you know

Oh, no. Gordon might seem obsessed with what he calls - with all the grace of a sexually paranoid fifteen year-old - "crackers", but he has other interests, you know.

Arses, to be exact.

His big story this morning is, erm, a pair of pictures of what he claims are the Hilton sister's butts.

Of course, you can't just print photos of bottoms. You need to have a news angle.

Who said the sisters were just a couple of bums?

Oh, apparently you don't.

Still, he's got the story about Robbie Williams going to Amsterdam. Like the Mirror had the day before.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't you mean "bangers" Simon? The man is utterly fixated - let's all club together and get him a dummy to suck on for Christmas. Failing that, a plastic bag to tie over his head.

Unknown said...

no shit...all four stories in the link at the side of that "piece" are breast-related! this guy has to be a joke, surely

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