They had to ask, didn't they?
What's even better than Boyzone reforming for next Friday's Children In Need event?
Hmm... rubbing chilies into your eyes? Dysentery? a feature length episode of Birds Of A Feather? Almost anything at bloody all?
The 3AMies have a different answer:
The fact they're sticking together for a tour next year!
This is a rare example of asking a rhetorical question and then getting the answer wrong.
A Boyzone "insider" has revealed the surprising news that their "one-off reunion" was nothing of the sort:
"Originally, they were just going to reform as a one-off, but the public demand has been massive. The boys just can't believe it."
No, nor can we. Nor can we.