It was Gordon Smart, of course...
[UPDATE: As one of our commenters pointed out below, it wasn't Gordon - the biggest showbiz night of the year, and Gordon sent someone else - Pete Sampson, as it turns out.]
, who whipped off the Sun's tickets for LEDgendary Zeppelin (do you see?), revealing that - apparently - the showbiz hangers-on were really angry:
Perhaps they weren't angry. Perhaps they were shaking their fists because they'd confused Robert Plant with Gareth Hunt and were doing Nescafe advert shakes? Or maybe Gordon meant they were punching the air.
(Still, isn't it lucky that so many famous people won tickets in the draw, eh?)
The thing is, that despite
... he clearly isn't a fan:
After more than an hour the bulk of the fans got what they seemed to want most — a rendition of Stairway To Heaven.
Yes, they've waited decades just to hear one track.
It doesn't really sound like
Here, the headline is:
Ah, yes. A pun on Allowed/Aloud. Which, erm, was the whole point of the band's name in the first place.
Still, back at the office, Gordon has seized the key question of the day is Dita Von Teese or Victoria Beckham hotter? There's even a poll padding out the page, too, on which scale we're expecting Gordon to give a column over tomorrow to cutting and pasting his Special Heroes Power he'll be uncovering on Facebook later this afternoon.