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Bjork re-releases greatest hit
Much as the return of Trevor McDonald to the News At Ten reminds you of happier times while feeling sympathy for his plight today, the news of Bjork attacking a photographer at the airport takes you back, doesn't it?
Herald photographer Glenn Jeffrey said his shirt was ripped all the way down the back by Bjork, who was with a man who had asked Jeffrey not to take photos.
"I took a couple of pictures... and as I turned and walked away, she came up behind me, grabbed the back of my black skivvy (long tee shirt) and tore it down the back," Jeffrey was reported saying in the Herald.
"As she did this she fell to the ground. At no stage did I touch her or speak with her," he said.
The man accompanying the singer said to her: "B, don't do this, B don't do this."
"I took a couple of pictures... and as I turned and walked away, she came up behind me, grabbed the back of my black skivvy (long tee shirt) and tore it down the back," Jeffrey was reported saying in the Herald.
"As she did this she fell to the ground. At no stage did I touch her or speak with her," he said.
The man accompanying the singer said to her: "B, don't do this, B don't do this."
Mind you, it's really rude to take pictures of Bjork when she's not dressed as a swan or Aphrodite or plutonium.
It's 11 years since Bjork last attacked someone in an airport.
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Apparently spurred on by this retro moment, Oasis are rushing into the studio to record decent material, Labour are promising to improve the country after a decade of poor management, and Frank Skinner is reported to be "funny, again".
Oasis are rushing into the studio to record decent material
That's not repeating something previously done, that's a sign of the impending Apocalypse.
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