Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Gordon in the morning: Counting condoms

With the main showbiz business again being handled by Emily Smith this morning - an unlikely sounding report that Kevin Federline wants to "save" Britney from hanging out with a photographer - Gordon is reduced to rummaging around in Billy Zane's shopping. Apparently, Zane - who is currently holidaying with Kelly Brook - was spotted buying a box of 24 condoms:

Twenty-four? That means even if they’re on a three-week trip there’ll be a couple of days when they have to miss archery at 4pm beside the cocktail bar to use up the whole pack.

Unless, Gordon, Zane can manage it more than once a night. It's a possibility.

Elsewhere, Gordon has the exciting news that Atomic Kitten are covering Cilla Black, which is every bit as exciting as it was back in July 2007 when the project was announced.


3 comments:

Rachel Summers said...

Re condoms: it's not like they're milk either, they don't expire that quickly.

And I still haven't forgiven Atomic Kitten for destroying a decent Blondie song.

Chris Brown said...

...for failing to revive the decent Pioneers song thrashed by Blondie, surely?

Actually, there is something to say about that story: if they decided to do it in July and they've only now got a release date, that doesn't suggest unbridled enthusiasm for it anywhere. You can't expect the Sun to notice, though.

Rachel Summers said...

I believe you mean "Paragons" and "trashed"...unless perchance, there's a thrash metal band called the Pioneers that I'm not familiar with.

And while I concede it could be argued (though only by Pioneers/Paragons fans) that Blondie's cover was inferior to the original, it's still no comparison to the Atomic Kitten cover. For the simple reason that--to be honest--no one sings like Debbie Harry.

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