Made-up stories about Paul McCartney and Heather Mills

Now, while we accept there's a slight possibility, given 2007's trail of on-the-record public statements, that it's not entirely impossible that Heather Mills believed Paul McCartney's dance routine with Kylie Minogue on the Hootenanny was designed to be a jibe at her, on balance, we're betting that the the Sunday Mirror story is a load of old scrumpyrat.

The paper also claims that Mills has got the hump that McCartney bought Beatrice Barbie stuff for Christmas - as Barbie is "a bad role model". Yes, it's plausible that a fashion model would worry that Barbie was little more than a prancing clothes horse, isn't it?