Robbie Williams is not even that famous here anymore

The Sunday Mirror is suggesting this morning that - oh, joy - Robbie Williams might be trotting back to Britain. But the real gem at the heart of the story is this:

"Contrary to what most people think, the one thing Robbie craves is a quiet life. During his stay in Swanage he and Jonathan played tennis on a local court and were virtually ignored. Rob was stunned at how little attention they got from locals.

"He is desperate to find somewhere where he will be left alone - and was asking Jona than loads of questions about the area. He sounded very impressed."

Yes, Robbie - the number of places around the country where you will be left alone, untouched, unnoticed, is growing by the hour. And don't worry too much, a delayed swing album isn't going to do much to raise your profile.

Did anyone else hear the words "and a little disappointed" after that "stunned", by the way?