Things really are grim for Ringo

In the light of Ringo's huffy walk-out when Live With Regis And Kelly because they didn't want to hear Liverpool 8 in full, Contact Music offers sympathy for the Beatle:

Suggesting that being a 67-year-old former Beatle no longer carries the cachet that it once did, the producers of Live With Regis and Kelly on Tuesday refused to allow Ringo Starr to perform a song from his new album, Liverpool 8, unless he cut it to less than three minutes

To make matters worse, Contact Music adds some extra insult by... erm, thinking that Ringo is Sting: