Parton's breasts pull tour

Some people, as someone (was it Lenny Henry?) once said, see Dolly Parton as a pair of tits. Now, though, it seems those breasts really are the ones calling shots in her career: Parton has had to postpone her US tour for up to eight weeks because her breasts have put so much strain on her back:

"Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems."

A bunch of middle aged men have formed a queue, having interpreted the invitation with a degree of over-literalism and a surprising amount of hope.