We're just celebrities, we don't want no trouble

James P emails us to point out a curious feature of the post-Brits parties:

After the Brits this week, people went off to their various parties. One party, at somewhere called 'Movida', resulted in three stories involving assaults on celebrities (and Alex Curran).

- Party hostess Kylie got 'attacked with ice-cubes';
- KT Tunstall was knocked over by a bouncer;
- Someone called Alex Curran, who is apparently married to someone who plays football, was wrestled to the ground by a mystery assailant

Nice to see these stars shunning the glamorous lifestyle in favour of the sort of night out that their fans enjoy, i.e. a nightclub with an ever-present undercurrent of seething violence. No word yet on whether Beth Ditto ended the evening on the pavement outside Southern Fried Chicken, screaming at Mika to leave the Klaxons alone as they weren't worth it.

Outside, of course, Paul McCartney was being told "get lost, Grandad - no trainers..."

We love the way in the struggle between Curran and her attacker, it was the assailant who is meant to be the obscure one, by the way.