Much fluttering at 3AM this morning, with the women getting the truth about Madonna's relationship:
Ah. So you're going to read some lyrics off the new album and tell us that they're an actual, factual depiction of the relationship, are you?
She sings: "You love me more miles apart...
"I love you, but we are at our best miles away...
"When you are gone you realise I'm the best thing that happened to you."
It's a well-known fact that all Madonna songs are totally autobiographical, what with her having had a baby in 1986, having fallen in love with a Beautiful Stranger who was everywhere she went in 1999, and her spell as a leader of Argentina back in 1996.