You're probably wondering, if Serge Pizzorno is, like, the embodiment of rock and roll, how come he's not a notch on Kate Moss' bedstead. Or wherever she keeps a track of the rock stars she has known?
Apparently, you know, he had the chance but was, like, too wasted to, uh, make the connection:
Serge also could have had that Britney, but she, uh, wouldn't be able to handle the pace, and that Amy Winehouse? Yeah, probably a lesbian anyway.